Sharing a good laugh

Remember to identify yourself before you talk to familiar looking fathers
(or mothers).


A man standing in line at a check out counter of a grocery store was very
surprised when a very attractive woman behind him said, "Hello!" Her face
was beaming.

He gave her that "who are you?" look, and couldn't remember ever having seen
her before.

Then, noticing his look, she figured she had made a mistake and apologized.
"Look," she said "I'm really sorry but when I first saw you, I thought you
were the father of one of my children," and walked out of the store.

The guy was dumbfounded and thought to himself, "What is the world coming
to? Here is an attractive woman who can't keep track of who fathers her
children! "

However, he was somewhat flattered that he might resemble one of her former
lovers. Then again he got a little panicky. "I don't remember her," he
thought but, MAYBE....during one of the wild parties he had been to when he
was in college, perhaps he did father her child!

He sat in his car, holding his head in his hands, never realizing that she
was his son's second grade teacher.



Come on, girls....any contributions....?